The Muscle: A violently large heap of premium, freshly in-house shaved razor-thin ribeye, chopped aggressively on the grill like it owes us money.

The Instigator: A mountain of fried onions that will absolutely ruin your breath for the next 48 hours (and we aren't apologizing).

The Perpetrator: A rainbow mix of sweet bell peppers that will charm even the most cynical.

The Enforcer: A heavy-handed smothering of melted Cooper Sharp and liquid Whiz because choosing just one cheese is for cowards.

The Arena: All shoved into a real-deal, jaw-exercising Amoroso roll that’s structurally doing its best to hold this beautiful disaster together.

⚠️ Pro-Tip: Lean forward at a 45-degree angle while eating to protect your shoes. The "Philadelphia Drip" is real, and it waits for no man.

Local Review (share yours!)

These guy's aren't playing around. The meat is thinly sliced and perfectly seasoned. The fried onions and bell peppers really are fantastic. I ordered jalapeños and not only were they expertly mixed with other toppings but they also included a side container too.

The original rolls hold every juicy bite together. It’s incredible and messy in the best way, packed with flavor. One bite and you'll know.