Cheesesteak Biscuits
$1.85
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Cheesesteak Biscuits
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Meet our Baked Cheesesteak Biscuits: the glorious, mouthwatering lovechild of a Philly street corner and a cozy Sunday morning. Two biscuits per order.
We took everything you love about a classic Philly cheesesteak—tender shaved ribeye or juicy shredded chicken breast, melted cheese, and sweet caramelized onions—and decided it needed a soft, buttery, golden-brown biscuit sleeping bag.
Why You’re Going to Love Them:
Zero Drip Anxiety: Enjoy all the decadent goodness of a cheesesteak without wearing half a bottle of grease on your favorite shirt.
The "Flake" Factor: Every bite delivers a crunch of buttery biscuit layers followed by a warm, savory cheesy explosion.
Portability: Designed specifically for eating with one hand while using the other to point at them and go, "You HAVE to try this."
⚠️ OFFICIAL PRODUCT WARNING ⚠️
ITEM: Baked Cheesesteak Biscuits
RISK LEVEL: Extremely High (Flavor-Induced Delirium)
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
Immediate Loss of Willpower: The phrase "I'll just have half of one" will instantly become a hilarious lie you tell yourself.
Severe Drip Withdrawal: You may feel confused by the complete lack of grease running down your elbows. Do not panic. The flavor is still 100% Philly; your shirt is just safe now.
Territorial Behavior: Uncontrollable growling when someone asks for "just a bite" of your last biscuit.
Identity Crises: You will be forced to ponder deep, existential questions, such as: "Is this breakfast, lunch, dinner, or a core personality trait?" (Spoiler: It's a lifestyle.)
The "One-Handed" Stare: Eating these with one hand while using the other to aggressively point at the biscuit and mouth "You HAVE to try this" to anyone in a five-foot radius.
